More El Ass



Granted it's a less than perfect angle, but I think you can still appreciate it. I took the shot from across the tracks so I couldn't quite get a full on butt shot.

Downtown Ass



Just a random sampling of Chicago ass in a loop crosswalk.

Messenger Ass

The asspanther loves all the bike messengers of Chicago!

Girls in Tan go Shopping

What do you think the bag ladies purchased?

Apparently Plastic is the New Steel




The asspanther can't tell where the ass ends and the back begins... would this be a bass or an ack?

Muffins



So the asspanther was hanging out downtown with his good friend THE M and he has lots of things to share with you, dear viewer. Like these two girls from Indiana headed into the Dunkin Donuts, perhaps the one in white is looking for a larger muffin top.

Ass of Sum Jung Boi



On his way to Sunday Brunch with the girls, the asspanther spotted this PYT on the el platform. A vision in white, complete with matching satin "Official Gay Games Chicago" necklace. Very Nice Ass (not to mention the calves, but that's another blog)!! Can you imagine it? A cute gay boy with a white necklace not made of pearls. Impressive.

Random Ass



So the asspanther was at a farewell party for his good friend the pastry chef and this is what he discovered. Kinda flat, but I think it was the jeans. Overall it was acceptable, if not accepting ;-0

NEVER. EVER. EVER!!!!!!



WHY, OH WHY, WOULD YOU WEAR THIS IN PUBLIC? Why would you wear this ever? i just don't understand. Hoochie shorts don't even look good on people who actually have the ass and legs to wear them. I BEG of you, PLEASE, PLEASE dont EVER wear these again... BURN THEM. NOW.

It's a Double Wide

Crippled Ass

Fat Ass & Fanny Pack